|First, consider these statistics:
a. The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000
b. The number of accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is120,000.
c. The accidental death statistic per physician is 0.171
Now, consider these statistics:
a. The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
b. The number of accidental gun deaths per year (for all age groups) is 1,500.
c. The accidental death statistic per gun owner is 0.0000188.
Statistically, a doctor is more than 9,000 times
more dangerous than a gun owner.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT
ALMOST EVERYONE HAS
AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!
We must ban doctors before this situation gets out of hand.
As a public-health measure, I have withheld statistics on lawyers
for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.
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